All hail His Excellency Dr Alhaji Yahya Jammeh

Thank you Yahya Jammeh for 13 years of prosperity and development.

And give thanks to Allah for the glories of the internet and the entire international wide web. For it is with his blessings that I can come to you today.

Thank you Allah for waking me at 5:30 every morning with the loudspeaker blasting of your holy prayers for what seems like an eternity but only lasting 45 minutes. In your name, not image, I pray. It is with your greatness that it only seems like an eternity when in fact it is a mere 45 minutes in the wee AM, when it would seem these few lasting hours are the most prized do you find it in your glory to alert your followers every morning, each and every single morning, with never a break in between. God bless you Allah